Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Randomize
