come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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