I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
