Princesses don't give blow jobs
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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