You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
This is classic penis vs brain.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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