Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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