It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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