So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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