Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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