i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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