Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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