i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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