i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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