Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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