the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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