I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
