Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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