Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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