he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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