No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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