i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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