All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize
