the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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