It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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