my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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