discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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