Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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