is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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