new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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