OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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