is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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