Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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