Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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