fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
ok first of all what the fuck
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