Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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