i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
two words...techno handjob
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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