I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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