We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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