his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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