bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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