I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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