high people should be assigned attendants
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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