so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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