Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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