Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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