Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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