found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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