If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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