it hurts more in the daytime
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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