Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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