That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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