yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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