question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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