I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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